Bloody hell!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 13-Jul-2012 13:46:29

Three vampires walk in to a bar. The first vampire asks the bar tender for a shot of blood. The second vampire also orders a shot of blood. The third vampire asks for a cup of hot water.
So the bar tender leaves and comes back with the two shots of blood and sets the cup of hot water down in front of the third vampire, a confused look on his face. He asks him why he didn't want a shot of blood like the others.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Post 2 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Friday, 13-Jul-2012 14:47:18

Love that joke. In the version I heard, the vampire was Dracula.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 13-Jul-2012 17:52:56

yuck.

iwww...

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 14-Jul-2012 22:51:41

Quite distasteful. Boo!

Post 5 by little foot (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 14-Jul-2012 23:02:41

That was a good

Post 6 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 15-Jul-2012 20:57:10

yuck... lol.